Why Mbabazi must declare himself a one-term President
Before I seek your further indulgence, permit me make a couple of disclaiming, if not
qualifying, statements.
First, is
that I am not a Mbabazi camp-insider, and therefore not privy to the plans and
rationale motivating and offering direction to the course of the Ugandan
ex-Premier’s campaign tide.
Even
offered such opportunity, given the relative obscurity of Mr. Mbabazi’s policy
and structural alternatives at the moment, I can’t quite be too sure I’d
oblige.
Second, is
that I wish I could address the issues in this article to any and all the
hopefuls whetting their appetites to contend in next year’s Ugandan
presidential race. But while I believe President-General Mao, Dr. Besigye, Maj.
Gen. Muntu, Dr. Bwanika and their comrades in the struggle deserve the
opportunity to lead the country out of its political quandary and steer a successful
transition, I am sad to say the political reality disfavors their aspirations.
Westminster
politics is sadly, as practiced in Uganda, more rooted in an often unfair,
irrational and unjust realism; than in a fair and Utopian idealism - because it
relies upon the decisions of a majority, however ignorant, illiterate, gullible
and out-rightly brainless this majority may be, to determine who leads society.
This is
why Amama Mbabazi – the candidate with perhaps the most tainted, suspect and
condemnable political track-record, is also ironically the best-placed,
most-able and most-likely contender in Uganda’s ‘opposition’ today, to grapple
with and trounce Museveni in an electoral contest.
It can be,
and truthfully, said that Mbabazi is corrupt, arrogant, indifferent and perhaps
even selfishly opportunistic in his ways.
What could
better explain his decision to defect so late from a National Resistance
Movement that he has helped significantly entrench, and attempt to ride on the
high tide of a political discontent engineered by longer-serving dissidents
like Besigye and Lukwago?
Indeed –
persons like Betty Kamya, Miria Matembe, Okwiri Rabwoni etc. are better tried
and better proven, and would certainly make more compassionate, sincere and
transformational leaders than Mbabazi will ever be.
But
Ugandans cannot escape the truth that compassion, sincerity or transformation
alone cannot uproot President Yoweri’s vice-like strangle-hold on Uganda’s
throat.
Not even aggression or fearlessness can stem the ability of the incumbent to annul the rule of law and crack-down violently on opposition to his hegemony, or buy-off the masses of rural peasantry with millions of tax-payers’ money.
Not even aggression or fearlessness can stem the ability of the incumbent to annul the rule of law and crack-down violently on opposition to his hegemony, or buy-off the masses of rural peasantry with millions of tax-payers’ money.
Indeed, we
must come to the conclusion that Museveni can only be successfully tackled by
someone who thinks and acts like Museveni. Ugandans need to send a thief to
catch a thief.
This is
where Amama comes in handy; he knows Yoweri better than any of the other
contenders. He has been closer to and more intimate with Museveni – it is said, even greatly respected by him. He
has access to large stashes of personal and external cash which can ‘convert’
the majority poor to our cause as well. He has a well developed network of
informers and local on-the-ground ‘contacts’ across the country - a legacy from
his Minister of Security days.
And better still – Mbabazi is said to be thoroughly cold
and calculative; unlike
Besigye, whose emotionality always makes him an easy target for Museveni’s
steel stoicism, Mbabazi understands how ascetically ruthless Museveni is, and
is willing to apply the same approach to politics.
Like
Museveni, Amama is also largely without virtue – which is why he is the iron
that will sharpen Museveni, a self-proclaimed ‘iron-man’ himself!
To deploy
a biblical analogy, I submit that what Uganda needs is not an arch-angel
Michael that will smite Lucifer; we need a stronger clone of Lucifer to trounce
his own master.
Indeed –
it may be said that all we have at our disposal are only several versions of
‘Lucifers’, since not a single Presidential hopeful is without blemish.
Madam Kamya has been linked to corruption in the past, Mao is rumored to be a double-agent, Besigye is said to be after settling personal scores etc …
Madam Kamya has been linked to corruption in the past, Mao is rumored to be a double-agent, Besigye is said to be after settling personal scores etc …
Why
therefore, out of these ‘lucifers’, do we not choose the strongest available; in
this case, Mr. Mbabazi?
Uganda, in
the next five years, needs just a transitional president, not necessarily a
transformational one!
However,
unvirtuous, untrustworthy and unpopular Mbabazi might be – he is Uganda’s best
hope at transition, which is why we need to back him! Not out of love or charm
– but out of a desperate necessity. Even, Gerald Karuhanga - MP, perhaps Mbabazi’s
most virulent graft-accuser, has implied as much.
To crown
it all – Mbabazi should adopt the one game-changer that will in a single-stroke
give him all his former boss’s strengths and formidability, and yet
simultaneously, virtually erase all Mr. Museveni’s weaknesses from him.
Mbabazi
should declare himself a one-term President!
He should
declare himself as a ‘means’ to Uganda’s end - not an end in himself.
This will,
in my view, automatically endear himself to a generation of voters that are so
angry and frustrated at Museveni’s portrayal of himself as a political demi-god
and panacea to all Uganda’s political ills!
Mbabazi
should categorically state that his role is to simply remove Museveni as an obstacle
to change, and between 2016 and 2021, pave the way for transition by returning
presidential term-limits to our constitution; and strengthening our
institutions to ensure that this is eternally respected.
You see,
afterall, even the devil, vile and villainous though he may be, had a pivotal
role to play in mankind’s ultimate redemption.
How else
would mankind have known God’s importance had the devil never put it to
question through rebellion?
Surumani Manzi.
Even I, dispassionate, ignorant and befuddled as I am by my own country's administrative affairs, wait feverishly for your articles on the subject.
ReplyDeleteI confess to flipping hurriedly past the political content in newspapers and taking a bathroom break through news bulletins on political issues, as if the communication was being made in a tongue as foreign to me as Xhosa.
While I would rather hang myself upside down than suffer through an article on politics, your writing keeps me entranced. I do not know whether the humor is what hood winks me into reading every syllable or it is my quest for interesting analogies and metaphors but somehow I find myself giving it several reads.
I am really glad that after a painfully long time to we your fans, you are blogging again and that you are blogging about "these things."
Because writers like you manage (where many great ones have lost their lives whilst trying) to bludgeon into consciousness,( however minute,)the bronze skulls of apathetic, "ignorant, illiterate, gullible and out-rightly brainless majority" of this country that you perpetually decry, I think you should never leave the online podiums and you should never put down the microphone.
I have no constructive criticism/ critique to give on your technique, style or subject matter even though I know that most writers expect and would appreciate that more from the self proclaimed die hard fans, than the habitual verbal applause.
Maybe I am blind, dimwitted or your writing is actually to say the least, flawless but I finish your blog posts a little less ignorant and a little more concerned about my country.
Keep writing, and don't take too long in between posts, you light up our blogosphere and our brains!
Ps. I dont think I will ever look at Mbabazi without this post replaying like a soundtrack in my mental back ground. This is the most hilarious thing I have read in weeks.
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Wow .. Wow .. thank you so much, Anne - for both the appreciation of effort, and encouragement to continue.
DeleteUnfortunately, there are too few ways to express how stimulating and rewarding your words are.
I must remind you, that you too are quite an accomplished writer - and many of my ineptitudes have suffered a terrible death at the hands of referencing your many remarkable works.
I will take your advice on more regular writing seriously, and hope to read more of your own colorful and admirable blog-posts in the near future.
I consider myself better off for knowing you, my dear lady-comrade in literary arms!
You are welcome and your compliments are received with much thanks Manzi.
DeleteCheers!!!
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